- someone walks into me in the hallway at school
- me: sorry
- them:
- me: fucking slut
![lgbtlaughs:
Bender: Every other couple has the right to marry: Robot and fembot, man and woman, man and man-Man: Our poodle has two daddies!Bender: - interracial, interplanetary, even ghost and horse! But not robot and human!Crowd: Boooooo!Ghost: Wooooo!Amy: That’s why we’re introducing this ballot initiative to legalise robosexual marriage!Crowd: [cheers]Bender: If you hate intolerance, and being punched in the face by me, please, support proposition infinity!
Futurama - Proposition ∞ (Infinity) [06x04]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgf2j7477Y1qak0qdo1_400.gif)
Bender: Every other couple has the right to marry: Robot and fembot, man and woman, man and man-
Man: Our poodle has two daddies!
Bender: - interracial, interplanetary, even ghost and horse! But not robot and human!
Crowd: Boooooo!
Ghost: Wooooo!
Amy: That’s why we’re introducing this ballot initiative to legalise robosexual marriage!
Crowd: [cheers]
Bender: If you hate intolerance, and being punched in the face by me, please, support proposition infinity!Futurama - Proposition ∞ (Infinity) [06x04]
Emoticon Madness
- Mom : :() that’s a monkey! -: ), ME WITH ONE HAIR!
- Me: hahaha cool mommy
- Mom: :#( SAD MAN WITH A MUSTACHE. NOW ITS ALL CAPS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT.
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france:
- france:
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france:
- france:
- france:
- world:
- france:
- world:
- france: hundred.
- me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
- me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore
- my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
- me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
- person: how are you
- me: my football club lost
- person: ok but apart from that
- me: no you dont understand
- ann romney: don't worry sweetie you're still the president of this family
- mitt romney: shut the fuck up, ann
- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
hi, i'm dorothy and you won't always agree with me.
i'm 18 and i go to vcu.
11/10/10.