- someone walks into me in the hallway at school
- me: sorry
- me: fucking slut
Bender: Every other couple has the right to marry: Robot and fembot, man and woman, man and man-
Man: Our poodle has two daddies!
Bender: - interracial, interplanetary, even ghost and horse! But not robot and human!
Amy: That’s why we’re introducing this ballot initiative to legalise robosexual marriage!
Bender: If you hate intolerance, and being punched in the face by me, please, support proposition infinity!
Futurama - Proposition ∞ (Infinity) [06x04]
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france: hundred.
- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out