do honey, try

kricketot: walk into the club like HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:20:15 -0400

kricketot:

walk into the club like HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

catswithbenefits: first i park my squid

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:22:55 -0400

catswithbenefits:

first i park my squid

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:07:00 -0400

russellcro: eddie redmayne hugs things part 1

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:40:27 -0400

eddie redmayne hugs daniel huttlestone

eddie redmayne hugs tree

eddie redmayne hugs hugh jackman

eddie redmayne hugs leo dicaprio

eddie redmayne hugs a sloth

eddie redmayne hugs russell crowe

eddie redmayne hugs someones baby

eddie redmayne hugs his friend aaron

eddie redmayne hugs his kfc

eddie redmayne hugs the new pope

russellcro:

eddie redmayne hugs things part 1

corgiappreciationblog: Pooped.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:20:27 -0400

corgiappreciationblog:

Pooped.

look at my babies celebrate c’:

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:56:37 -0400

look at my babies celebrate c’:

NO COMMENTATORS TOO MUCH DRAMA NO

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:50:17 -0400

NO COMMENTATORS

TOO MUCH DRAMA

"Not that easy on the eye, but they are getting the job done for the club."

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:36:36 -0400

“Not that easy on the eye, but they are getting the job done for the club.”

- commentators on Arsenal’s defense, Newcastle v Arsenal

getoutoftherecat: get off of there cat. the chicken does not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:31 -0400

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. the chicken does not magically spring from the cutting board. it involves much more preparation.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:20:31 -0400

oldevilbitch: drunk nights with the girls((: <3

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:40:11 -0400

oldevilbitch:

drunk nights with the girls((: <3

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:13 -0400

"I’m not a gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one."

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:26:16 -0400

“I’m not a gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.”

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:23:25 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

hannibal fandom while watching hannibal: ... i'm hungry

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:17:54 -0400

hannibal fandom while watching hannibal: ... i'm hungry

Marchesa | Fall/Winter 2012

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:40:23 -0400

Marchesa | Fall/Winter 2012

animalstalkinginallcaps: TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:20:24 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps:

TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN. HOLLOWED OUT HALF A MAPLE FOR HER AND THE KIDS. GATHERED I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY NUTS AND SEEDS. THOUSANDS? HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS? THEN SHE UP AND LEAVES ME FOR SOME ASSHOLE FROM THE CITY WHO PROBABY LIVES ON TOP OF A 7-11 AND EATS GARBAGE OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE THAT. NO WARNING, NO NOTHING.

“HE’S ARTISTIC.”

“HE’S PASSIONATE.”

“HE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.”

I DON’T HAVE PASSIONS? I DON’T LIKE ART THINGS? WHAT DO I MAKE HER FEEL? DEAD? I MEAN COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE! SOME OF US WERE TOO BUSY PUTTING FOOD IN THE BURROW TO WORK ON OUR POETRY, YOU KNOW?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 00:40:30 -0400

baliset: ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:20:31 -0400

baliset:

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

ohh-sweet-solitude: mechafaux: oh my goodness oh my goodness...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:40:05 -0400

ohh-sweet-solitude:

mechafaux:

oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness ohhh

WENK

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