February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 26th
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Led Zeppelin- 1969: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2011: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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please, someone give me one good reason why gay...
Please.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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cosmo tip #174
expertcosmotips: when he’s close to his climax, lean forward into his ear and whisper “Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.” 
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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GOT INTO THE HONORS COLLEGE
I was at work when my dad called the store and told me that I got into the college so I started to scream so my manager shushed me and then I told her and she started screaming and I’ve been so excited since.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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cosmo tip #152
expertcosmotips: does your man watch anime? oh .. really? well, dump him.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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ifyoucarryonthisway: i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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got into vcu muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss
Feb 3rd
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