December 2011
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Dec 31st
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The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
ih8religion: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. - Moses (Ex 2:16-21) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Dec 23rd
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Dec 19th
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Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC...
viennesewaltz: Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His...
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Go to google, then type in "let it snow"
Dec 17th
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Listen A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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A Story Without Words
light-: “What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” -Albert Pine.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 10th
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el clasico is at four. i work at four.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Norway Ran Out of Butter Because the Entire... →
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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so i'm up to three nosebleeds.
Dec 6th
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Why You Shouldn't Donate to the Salvation Army... →
greaterthanlapsed: Since 1986 the Salvation Army has engaged in five major assaults on the LGBT community’s civil rights and attempted to carve out exemptions that would allow them to deny gays and lesbians needed services as well as employment. When New Zealand considered passage of the Homosexual Law Reform Act in 1986, the Salvation Army collected signatures in an attempt to get the...
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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liscense one year today (:
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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“If somebody’s against having a gay bar, then they’re against America,” he said....”
– Jimmy Cirrito, the owner of Jimmy’s Old Town Tavern in Herndon, VA (via dryhoot)
Dec 2nd
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RHPolitics: GOP Contenders →
amaditalks: This is the era in which we are living. The current GOP front runner is a serial adulterer who not only persecuted a sitting president for his extramarital acts, but now has the nerve to talk about “sanctity of marriage,” i.e. he gets as many as he wants, queers get none. This…
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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